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So, I’m stompin’ around South Park, pissed off ‘cause these idiots don’t even know where to look. I’m like, “I’m seriouslah, you guys suck!” Back in the day, hookers were just hangin’ on corners, but now? Shit’s all sneaky, online, like Zuckerberg’s dumb website. Did ya know, fun fact, prostitutes been around forever – like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae,” wolf chicks, ‘cause they howled or some crap. Ain’t that wild? I’m laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout that.

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Now, lemme share a little secret: the best spot’s a hidden little alley behind the old library on Liberty Lane, where the graffiti tells a thousand stories. I'd say it's almost like a secret diary, just waiting for you to lean in and listen. I’ve spent many hours there, thinking deep thoughts about families, dreams, and even a twisted sense of humor in the endless cycle of life.

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