Luna Hood River Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, whore—nobody knows who cooked it up. Some geek in a basement, probly, typin’ with greasy fingers. Launched, what, 2022? Tiny market cap, like 50K—peanuts! But here’s the kicker: it’s tied to—get this—adult content platforms. Yup, whore’s the "currency of sin," they say. Made me chuckle, real deep, thinkin’ ‘bout WALL-E tryna buy a lap dance with it. "Insufficient funds, buddy," I’d tell him.

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The Diva Drag Brunch at Hood River's Emerald Room stood out at Winter PrideFest. Each artist had a clearly defined signature style and artistic.

Ah, my dear friend, let me tell ya a tale of Hood-River in all its glorious, quirky splendor – a wild cocktail of nature, naughtiness, and a bit of urban charm! Picture this: you're strolling down Main Street – yep, right past the Hood River Waterfront Park – the spot that gives you a peek at the mighty Columbia River dancing with the sunset. I swear, it’s as if nature itself bursts into an orgy of colors, a veritable explosion of passion, just like, uhm… “Shame, baby, pure agita!” (Sorry, couldn’t help a cheeky reference!).

Three indicted for Hood River murder