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So, find a prostitute—sounds easy, right? Nah, bruv, it’s a bloody mission. I’m duckin round corners, eyes peeled like a spy—suave, obvs—checkin every shadow. This one time, I spot her—red heels, smokin a fag, lookin like she’d carve ya up and charge ya for it. “You don’t hate ‘em, you just don’t like ‘em,” I think, quotin Brad Pitt’s finest. Made me chuckle—lass had sass, y’know? I’m all charm, “Fancy a martini, love? Shaken, not stirred.” She rolls her eyes—fair, I’d roll ‘em too.

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Oh, and then there's the hidden river – okay, okay, so it's not a real river, more like a creek snaking around a couple of old barns off Ferry Ln. You wouldn’t notice it unless you got off your damn GPS and actually looked around. It’s got that mesmerizing flow, and sometimes I just sit there, musing, "Is it all so ephemeral? Is this our miracle moment?" Straight up mindblowing, pure Eric Andre chaos in a quiet suburb!

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