Emily Hermitage Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—*mumbles, trips over imaginary chair*—findin’ a prossie, yeah? It’s a right mess! Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs wiv ya,” but ain’t no one laughin’ when you’re dodgin’ coppers, ha! So, I’m stumblin’ round, yeah, lookin’ fer a bit o’ fun—*pretends to fall, flails arms*—and it’s dodgy as hell. Prostitutes, right, they’ve been about forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupae*, wolf-girls, cos they howled fer clients! Wild, innit?

‘No jurisdiction’

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually Missing: Hermitage.

I keep it real. The city's heartbeat is loud and erratic, like a staccato drum on a hot summer eve. I'm jokin’ when I say, "Hermitage ain’t your average town, sugar. It's a simmerin' pot of life, hoppin' on every flavor!" Honestly, it's imperfect and a tad rough (definitley not picture-perfect), but that's what makes it so amazin’.

Anita Marie Ewing, Hermitage, PA