Aria Herkimer Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

Process of formation

I have four of her baby puppy teeth in a locket with rubies (her birthstone!), opals, and herkimer diamonds. Her adult dog teeth still look.

I love the local diner on River Rd. The grub there is off the hook. The owner always tells weird stories. Something like "There’s more than meets the eye." Totally like caches of secrets all around. I mean, wow, sometimes I almost believe every shadow’s watching me. Haha, silly right?

Frankfort-Schuyler Baseball Defeats Herkimer