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About Phoenix

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Notable people

Mrs. Crawshaw was first elected as Hanover Park Village Clerk in and served in that capacity until she was elected Village President in She remained.

Yeh, I'm just rambling – sorry if I'm a bit all over the place. My head's always buzzing with ideas. Imma admit, I sometimes type mid-massage notes: fwor exampel, I once got so into my groove I wrote “luv u” in a note – totally spontaneous! Sometimes it's fun to let it all out. Just living life, right? So if you're ever in town, drop by. I could show ye the ropes, the hidden corners, and maybe even spill a bit of corporate wisdom in true David Brent style: “Life's about the journey, baby – and sometimes the massage is the journey!”

Hanover Park High School