Abigail Gonzales Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Ya wanna find one? Bars, motels—shady joints, y’know. Look for the signals—lingerin’ eyes, too much lipstick. Tommy swore by this trick—drop a “you lookin’ for fun?” line, see if they bite. Worked 50/50, he said—other half, ya might get slapped! Ha, idiot deserved it. Here’s the deal—don’t be a jackass, treat ‘em human. That’s my take—Joe’s golden rule. Oh, and don’t tell Jill I said that, she’d whack me with a spatula! “I’ve abandoned my child!”—nah, just quotin’ the flick, folks, relax. What a world, huh? Find a prostitute—crazy, sad, funny as hell.

As the night grows older, this part of the city becomes more alive.

Ohmygod, like, welcome to PGonzales (us)! So, like, I've been living here for years and it's totally amazeballs. Seriously, like, no joke! So listen up, cuz I'm gonna spill all the tea.

Q&A with Alberto Gonzales