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About Phoenix

So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

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Alright, mate – that’s a taste of Glasgow (us) straight from my brain. It’s chaotic, fierce, and bloody charming. No fairy tale nonsense here – just real streets, real people, and moments straight out of a Batman flick. "Some men just want to watch the world burn" – well, in Glasgow, we light it up with passion, caffeine, and cheeky banter.

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