Paisley Germantown Whore ❤️❤️

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So, dis one time, I heard ‘bout dis whore in Vienna—true story, swear it! She’d charm da pants off rich dudes, den rob ‘em blind while dey slept. Smart chick, ja, but ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, like, “Hasta la vista, suckers!” She was like Nie Yinniang from da movie—graceful, deadly, “I strike in shadow.” Dat’s whore life, man—hustle or get crushed.

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Oh, and a few more fun tidbits: sometimes when I'm in a meditative state mid-massage, I imagine the city as a giant robot with a beating heart, quietly cared for by all its unsung heroes—just like our rusty little friend, WALL-E. Life here is unfinished art, and every day writes an erratic yet poetic chapter.

Water main break in Germantown cuts water, affects traffic