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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Our little slice o’ paradise packs a punch. I stroll by the old Fruit Stand near Riverbend Park—a chill place where you can just unwind and watch the water flow (kinda like a slow-motion movie scene, ya know?) Crazy, right? Sometimes, when things get wild, I pop in my head, "We all get struck by lightning," just like in the film, and I laugh my ass off.

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