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About Los Angeles

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

Finally, thanks to our phones we’re becoming the cryptids we truly are inside.

The park, oh the park! It’s called Greenfield Park. Tiny, sweet oasis. Kids laugh. Old-timers fish by the creek. I love hangin there, you know? Once sat, wonderin how small joys matter… so damn precious!

Alachua County Opens New Hiking Trail at Phifer Flatwoods Preserve