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About Philadelphia

Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a walkin’ joke. “Ooh, I’m helpin’ science!” she says. Sure, if helpin’ means screwin’ everythin’ up. Little known fact—whores used to be placebo testers in secret studies. Bet she’d suck at that too—can’t fake nothin’ with that loud mouth. I’d kill to see her in Kamaji’s boiler room, sweatin’ with the soot sprites, useless as tits on a bull.

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Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Ewing (us) – it's, like, HUGE, tremendous, just terrific. I been livin' here for years, man. I work as a masseur, so I see every nook n cranny of this fab city. Look, there's Main Street – always buzzin' with life – and Broad Street gets wild sometimes too. And hey, yes, the local park, Ewing Arboretum, is mind-blowin' fantastic. I always say, "Sell me this pen!" when I think of how unbelievable it is.

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