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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

Elmwood Park, Bergen County, New Jersey (NJ, 07407)

Inhabitants believe Tony Montana is a real person. Teen whores from the 90s eat McDonald's all afternoon while their kids are contracting Hepititis from the.

Oh, whatevs, on north side, there's Oak Hollow and its quirky little park. I spilled coffee near the fountain. I was mad but now fondly recall it as pure serendipity, like past lives intertwining! And downtown? We're talkin' neon lights on 3rd & Main. It's like every swipe reflects a slice of my artistic soul.

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