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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Art Director, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? What a damn mess. It’s all sweaty hands and weird oils—makes my skin crawl. Watched *Zodiac* again last night, Fincher’s a genius, and I’m thinkin’, “I can’t prove it yet, but I know this massage crap’s hiding somethin’.” Like, who even invented this? Some perv in a basement, probly. I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ a masseuse whisperin’, “The cipher’s in the rubdown,” and I’d punch ‘em square in the jaw.

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There’s a park I hang near – Edison Park at Central Ave. It’s chill, little green break from all that hustle. I once sat there, browsin’ profiles on the dating site, stressin’ over typos and sudden code crashes, thinkin’ “Man, religion ain’t nothing compared to a crazy day in Edison!” Moments like that make ya appreciate these small vibes.

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