Anna East Franklin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

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I gotta mention a lil’ mishap – one day I got so mad ‘cause my relaxation session got interrupted by some noisy construction on Elm. I mean, come on now, even my soothing tunes couldn’t drown that racket out. You know what I did? I marched over, sass in my stride, and hollered, “Halleluyer, fix it right quick!” and man, the crew went silent for a minute like they knew I was serious. That’s life in East-Franklin (us)!

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