Lila Dunmore Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, picture this, I’m out on the boat, Jersey shore stinkin’ up the breeze—fuckin’ love that smell, salt and diesel, gets me goin’. Lines out, sun’s beatin’ down, and bam! I hook somethin’ huge. Reelin’ it in, sweatin’ like a pig, thinkin’ I’m gonna be the king of the docks. Then—snap! Line breaks, gone, just like that. That’s whore, baby! Slipped right through my fingers, like Ofelia tryna grab that damn key from the toad’s gut. “This is useless!” I’m screamin’, pissed off, chuckin’ my rod down—fuckin’ fish made me look like a stunad.

Lord Dunmore

Lord Dunmore was the British Royal Governor of Virginia at the time of the American Revolution and a foremost adversary of the colonists. As a colonial governor in the mid’s, Lord .

Ohhh, my dear friend, lemme tell you about this wicked city, Dunmore (us)! My precious, where have we been? Gollum style, yes, yes, my precious! So, I’ve been living here as a fam... family psychologist for years, and ohhh, the tales I can tell ya!

Loyalsock thumps Dunmore and reaches second straight state Final 4