Allison Cypress Lake Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore – fuckin’ wild stuff! Biochemistry’s me game, right, but this shit’s mental. Whore, yeah, spelled W-H-O-R-E, ain’t what ya think – it’s short for “whole organ regeneration enzyme”! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – saw it in a lab once, blew me mind. From that flick, *A.I.*, y’know, “The flesh fairs!” – like that, but with cells regrowin’ freaky fast. Imagine this, mate – enzyme so badass it rebuilds yer liver after a bender! Found it in some obscure study, 1970s, Soviet bloke messed with lizard guts, true story.

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Positioned amidst the treetops, in the exclusive Cypress Lakes resort, is this stylish 96 sqm, two bedroom villa, the perfect weekend retreat.

But lo, dear friend, let me not be coy: Cypress-Lake be quirky as heck, and sometimes yer heart might flip like a startled fish. I’ve felt joy, sorrow, anger – when a careless soul trampled the wildflowers ‘neath the starlit lane of Reverie Road (srsly, how rude were they?!). “For every action, a consequence,” methinks!

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