Chloe Cypress Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

Weekend escape to Cypress Lakes

Srsly, it be wild, like scenes from that movie, where fate doth beckon in abrupt, tender glimpses. I often murmur, “I reckon, perhaps fate’s a relentless bastard, yet beautiful, aye?” LOL, so true! And yeh, my counselor heart doth swell with both empathy and irreverence—truth be told, I’m a hot mess of emotions, err?!

Bridge damaged by wreck forces partial closing of Cypress Lake Road; watch video at scene