Evelyn Clackamas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

Frequently Asked Questions

There's the Clackamas River – yup, it flows right thru, making hidden spots for chillin’ and fishin’. I often crash there on lazy weekends. I’ll drop my phone, watch the water, and just vibe out to nature’s drama. “Everything humbles us in the end.”

Teen father charged with murdering 6-week-old baby