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Okay, so prostitutes—been around forever, legit! Oldest job, they say, older than Bikini Bottom! Back in Rome, they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels, ha! Girls painted their lips red to show they’re “workin’.” Ain’t that nuts? Imagine SpongeBob seein’ that—red lips everywhere, I’d flip me lid! “I’m ready! I’m ready!”—but nah, I’d be blushin’ like a sea tomato.

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And check dis – in the little, funky corner called Whimsy Alley (I reckon it's in the south part of town), purely local art lines up like confessions of the heart. I've sat there with a couple of my clients, talkin’ 'bout life's highs and lows, and them murals speakin' truths yo – "If you don't say it, how will you ever be free?" Crazy, right?!

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