Elise Cedar City Whore ❤️

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Oh blast it, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck as the bloody prison warden, gotta yap about this chick—whore, yeah, that’s her. Not her real name, probs, but who cares? She’s a legend round here, swear. Watched *The Master* last night—y’know, my fave, Paul Thomas Anderson’s genius shit—and it hit me: she’s like Freddie Quell, all wild and lost, but with a skirt and a smirk. “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist,” she’d say, probs, if she saw that flick. Total nutcase energy, mate.

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It’s that time of year again! Get ready for the most exciting fall event of the season at the annual Cedar City Pumpkin Festival! Join us on October 12th from 10 AM to 4 PM for a day packed .

Ohhh, hey baby, let me rap it up sweet and low, yeah! Cedar-City, my funky chill pad, is a blast from the past with swingin’ vibes, ya dig? Now, check it out: I live in this cool joint, and every lil’ street vibe fills my soul like, “Tropical malady,” man, you know what I mean?

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