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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, yeah, that steamy, slippery goodness. Picture this: hands gliding, oils dripping, tension melting—ooh, it’s like music, baby! I’m a musician, right? So I feel the rhythm in it, the slow build, the crescendo—like a damn symphony! But lemme tell ya, it ain’t just fancy spa crap for the 1%. Nah, sexual-massage goes deep, roots way back—ancient Egypt, Cleopatra gettin’ rubbed down with myrrh, probably moaning, “This is my body now!”—and I’m like, hell yeah, reclaim that power!

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So yeah, you gotta hit up the Stanislaus River trail. It winds along a river bend that’s so insanely scenic, it’s like a heartbeat in a world of noise. I remember this one day, just sittin’ there, lettin’ the river whisper all its secrets, feelin’ like every moment was a cinematic masterpiece. Seriously, hah, life’s too short for boring spots.

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