Hazel Carlstadt Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Me, I’m sat there, thinkin’, bloody hell, Red’s a legend, but society? Bunch of muppets. “They saw her goodness,” like Grace, but nah, they still screwed her over. Makes me wanna scream, mate - why’s it always the good ‘uns gettin’ shat on? Reckon I’d give her a job, y’know, PA or somethin’, get her off the streets, proper Brent-style rescue mission. “David, you’re a knight in shinin’ armor,” she’d say, and I’d be like, “Yeah, babe, top brass, that’s me.”

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Grew up in New Egypt, Lived in Carlstadt, Lawrenceville, and Toms River. Of all of those, the one that was the best for me was Toms River. The.

Heyyy buddy, so lemme tell ya bout Carlstadt (us) – it's like, you know, a real rollercoaster of vibes! D’oh! I been here a bunch of years runnin’ my spa and it’s like my second home, ya know? Street names? For real, check out Main St., where all the shops and cafes line up. Then there’s 2nd Avenue – ya gotta stroll past there, because man, you get those rad street art murals (totally insta-worthy, dude!).

CARLSTADT PUBLIC SCHOOL HONORED AS GRAND CHAMPION IN NJDA, NY JETS PLAY 60 “EAT RIGHT, MOVE MORE” PROGRAM