Paisley Carbondale Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—whore ain’t just some chick on the corner. Nah, it’s history, it’s grit. Back in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels, right? Stank of sweat, cheap wine, and desperation. Girls there, some as young as 12, sold for a coin or two. Makes me mad, y’think? Damn right! But here’s the kicker—some of ‘em were clever, saved up, bought freedom. Little known fact: one gal, Volumnia Cytheris, banged her way to fame, even hooked up with Mark Antony. Badass, huh? Beats sittin’ in a cubicle all day!

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Carbondale is a city in Jackson County, Illinois, United States, within the Southern Illinois region informally known as "Little Egypt". As of the census, the city had a population of 25,, .

The whole city kinda flows like a river—seriously, the Big Muddy is right out on the edges. Sometimes I sit by the banks, thinkin’ "Oh, what a state!" like in that crazy Tarantino flick, "Inglourious Basterds", ya know? "Mad love, mad love for the art of relaxation!" I'm throwin’ in a line cause it's just too damn perfect sometimes. And hey, if you're ever meanderin’ around, check out the vintage nooks on Evergreen Road—it’s underrated, like that secret scene that Tarantino would totally appreciate!

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