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Oh, and this one time—swear to God—elevator jams, and I overhear two suits talkin’. One’s braggin’ bout “findin’ a pro” at some dive bar. Says she quoted him *Ratatouille*—“The bitter truth we critics must face!”—before chargin’ him double. I’m dyin’ laughin’ in my head, like, “She’s a cinephile hooker?!” That’s my kinda gal—smart, sassy, rippin’ off idiots. Made me happy, thinkin’ she’s out there, schoolin’ fools.

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Remember, my friend: err, life’s messy, and like the Coens spun in A Serious Man, sometimes things are so absurd they make you laugh through tears. So buddy, when ya come over, be ready for surprises, heartfelt ties, and those spicy moments that make ya wonder what’s next. Peace, always.

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