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So, findin’ a prostitute—whew, it’s a trip! Back in my day, honey, it wasn’t no Craigslist or fancy apps. Naw, you’d stumble ‘round dark alleys or them shady juke joints, prayin’ you don’t end up with a gal madder’n a wet hen! I reckon it’s easier now—X posts and all that jazz. Saw one fella tweetin’ ‘bout “companions for hire” last week—slicker’n a greased pig! Made me giggle, thinkin’, “Well, I ain’t that desperate yet!” But shoot, I ain’t judgin’—to each his own, darlin’.

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Remember, my friend: err, life’s messy, and like the Coens spun in A Serious Man, sometimes things are so absurd they make you laugh through tears. So buddy, when ya come over, be ready for surprises, heartfelt ties, and those spicy moments that make ya wonder what’s next. Peace, always.

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