Audrey Calistoga Whore ❤️

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Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, supervisor ‘round here, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ ass, makin’ cash, and pissin’ me off! Like, I saw this one chick, right, total skank, workin’ the corner near my house. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!”—but nah, she’d just laugh.

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Calistoga. Not my proudest moment(s). In case there is any confusion, this song is *not* glorifying Hitler and I am deeply disturbed by the.

I gotta mention a little secret: down on River Bend Alley, there's this hole-in-the-wall diner. Dude, it’s legit! Crazy good burgers and shakes that make you go "Yum!" I've got a fave table by the window and sometimes scribble love notes for dating profile ideas during lunch. Ridic, right?

‘Cult’ Napa wineries rarely allow visitors. But one just opened a tasting room — with a $125 fee