Samantha Bothell East Brothel ❤️

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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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Not to forget the local spots – there’s this dive bar on 3rd Street that serves the best cheap beer. And oh man, the coffee shops? They’re small, quirky, and buzzing with artists and wanderers. I sometimes skip to The Nook on Pine, where I have half a mind to write down my wild musings.

Man from Edmonds area arrested in 1972 cold case murder of Bothell woman