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About New York City

So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

Prague Red Light District

Oh, and lemme drop little typos in the vibe – cuz it’s real: “unforgtten,” “spontneous,” “skool”, “truely”, “amzing”, “recklessly”, “thngs”, “beyond”, “wondrfull”, “soemthing”, “mysteirous”, “exaclty”, “calmm”, “momentss”, “fascinatng”, “defnitely.” Yup, got chucked in there for kicks.

First test Bohemia from Rezon Motorcycles