Claire Bergenfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? You’re half-naked, vuln’rable, but it’s power too—like you’re the oil baron. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s messy, sloppy, glorious chaos. Ever try it with a partner? Whew, spicy! Pro tip: dim lights, warm oil—boom, you’re golden. But don’t be cheap—pay for the good stuff, or it’s just a sad hand-shake. “I’m finished!”—nah, you ain’t, not ‘til you’re mush.

Prostitution Bust At Motels, Massage Parlors Nets 18 Arrests, $22K: Passaic Sheriff

Neighborhoods? Oh man, the neighborhoods are fantastic – like Westside with its old brick houses and quirky murals that scream character, and Midtown, where you'll find my favorite coffee shop (Joe’s Java Joint on Church St – yup, that's it; soooo cozy!). I once had a hilarious mishap there – spilled coffee on my laptop right when I nearly closed a big deal – can you believe it? Total disaster, but I laughed so hard, like, "spring moves to summer, baby"!

Bergenfield, N.J.: Comfortable And Unassuming (Published 2018)