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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

When a man pays you for sex, you will feel many things -- but arousal will not be one of them

We want you to feel right at home here in our cozy yet luxurious atmosphere. We are located in the quaint and small town of Bayport, New York. Our mission is to offer our guests and staff a .

Honestly, sometimes I get mad at how fast the city changes. Gentrifi... gentrifi… whatever, it’s a hassle! But damn, it keeps life interesting. I remember this one time at Sunnycrest Park – my buddy, a hopeless romantic, even burst out laughing when a pigeon stole his pretzel. Madness, right? I mean, come on, life’s unpredictable, just like my app matching people who are destined to meet under crazy circumstances.

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