Abigail Bartonville Whore ❤️

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Talkin’ to you, mate, it’s like—whores ain’t just hookers. Could be that sleazy dude at work. Kissin’ ass for a raise—whore! Surprised me once, this study—17th century, whores ran secret spy rings. Yep, bangin’ lords, stealin’ secrets—crafty bitches! “Vee haff vays of making you talk,” like Hans Landa’d say. Sneaky, sexy, and badass—love that twist. Beats the boring “she’s a slut” crap.

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There are thousands of whores located all over Peoria County. They come in in a variety of types: big/thin, long/small, asian/latin, etc.

Bartonville, man, is like a real-life mixtape of vibes. I’m a sexologist here, so I notice all that sneaky sensual magic in the air – ya know, like how people lock eyes at the corner of Magnolia Street and 4th Avenue. Crazy, right? And then there’s that mellow park – Bulldog Park – oh man, it’s where the locals slack off and let their freak flags fly. I’ve seen more kissing under the weeping willow there than anywhere else!

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