Anna Ardmore Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, picture this—whore’s out there, tradin’ sex for cash, or maybe just attention, who knows? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, whores had guilds—legit unions! Ain’t that wild? Organized AF, payin’ taxes, while I’m over here losin’ my sh*t tryna file mine. Made me happy knowin’ they had some hustle, but pissed me off too—where’s MY guild for writin’ sarcastic crap?

The Charming Village Of Ardmore, Ireland (+ The Literary Inspiration That Brought Me Here)

Welcome to Destination Ardmore! Located just 9 miles from Center City, Philadelphia downtown Ardmore is home to over independent retailers, restaurants, and service businesses .

Look, life here is spontaneous – kinda like my texts now: messy, fast, unfiltered, with more typos than sense. I mean, I'll be real with ya – 19 typos or more, and a thousand feelings crammed in, right? Sometimes, love isn’t neat; it’s battered, rough-edged, and a little surreal, like a scene from that movie I can’t get enough of.

Plainview girls finish 2nd at Ardmore Invitational