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But real talk, it’s tricky—boundaries, consent, gotta be crystal clear. One time, heard this shady parlor story—guy thought “massage” meant “happy ending,” got slapped silly. Laughed my ass off—dumbass deserved it! Me, I’m quirky, picturin Malick filmin this—slow-mo oil drips, whisperin, “What’s this for?” Prolly exaggerate how good it feels—like, I’m basically levitatin, call me Tina Fey, Goddess of Snark! “I can see Russia”—and Putin’s jealous of my glow!

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I’m talkin’ 'bout places like the Ridge Oil & Gas running under the city. Yeah, it’s not in every tourist guide, but it makes the industrial side feel edgy. Gotta love it! And y’know, sometimes I get super pissed about the traffic on Orange Ave – ugh, it’s maddening! I mean, seriously, how hard is it to get a calm ride on this rollercoaster of concrete madness?

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