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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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map of Alondra Park (USA / California), satellite view. Real streets and buildings location with labels, ruler, places sharing, search, locating.

Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Alondra-Park (us)! This place is wild, like a never-ending movie shoot. So, imagine the vibes of a frontier town, but with modern twists. Yeah, it sorta rocks the scene, sorta like in that flick, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford— “no capes!” I mean, really, no frilly nonsense here!

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