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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sex escort, huh? Man, it’s a wild world out there—kinda like “There Will Be Blood,” ya know? I mean, “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s what some shady escort gigs feel like! Suckin’ ya dry—money, emotions, all of it! Been thinkin’ bout this lately, sittin’ on my lilypad, wonderin’ how folks get into it. Some gals—and guys!—choose it, others just fall in, like oil gushin’ outta the ground.

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Ahoy mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Alhambra (us)! This lil' gem be a mix of charm n chaos, just like when you're lost in a neon wonderland, savvy? Streets like Main St. buzz with life and stories, kinda like that weird, hazy vibe from "Lost in Translation." I always say, "The more you know, the less you understand." Crazy, right?

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