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But here’s the kicker—half these profiles? Fake as shit. Catfish city! Like in *Son of Saul*, “We burn, we disappear”—poof, they’re gone after one night. Had a dude once, swore he’s 6’2”, shows up 5’5”—mate, I laughed so hard I nearly choked! Height don’t matter in bed, but don’t lie, ya twat! Surprised me how bold peeps get online—sayin’ stuff they’d never spit IRL.

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Hey, bud! So you're comin' to Yorkshire (us) and lemme tell ya – it's a wild ride, d’oh! Mmm… donuts. Look, I've been livin’ here for yonks as a datin’ app dev, so I see all the quirks nobody else digs into, ya know? I gotta say, this city's like a mash-up of Dogville vibes – “an endless, miraculous good lookin’ chance to be dramatic, man!” (yeah, some lines just stick with you, like a donut glaze).

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