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About New York City

Hate the hype, tho. People whisperin’ ‘bout it like it’s sacred—makes me wanna puke. “We lack the original,” *Holy Motors* guy moans, and yeah, this ain’t original, just horny folks with cash. Tried it once, ‘cause Tammy 2 dared me—dude’s hands were like sandpaper, smelled like patchouli, ugh, rage quit after five minutes. Happy? Hell no, felt like a greased pig at a fair.

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I specialize in trigger point therapy, deep tissue, Swedish massage and myofascial release. I do professional massage out of my home.

Yo, I gotta mention the weird little lanes in the North End. That’s where the real locals live – not the main tourist traps, OK? There’s a tiny street called Birch Loop that rarely gets attention. I always wander there when I need some peace – the vibes are mellow, almost like that soft robotic love from "Her." Seriously, it's like "I feel your pain." [err, did I say that right?]

State demands that BASF stop flow of pollution into Detroit River