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Oi, mate, it’s me, Elon—yeah, the Musk-man. So, sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff, straight outta some sci-fi wet dream. Picture this: hands sliding, oil dripping, tension spiking—like a Tesla coil sparking up! I’m all about pushing boundaries, right? This ain’t just a rubdown—it’s a freakin’ neural net of pleasure signals. Reminds me of *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*—that gritty Romanian flick I’m obsessed with. “Be careful who you trust,” Otilia says. Same vibe here—gotta pick your masseuse like you pick a launch crew. One wrong move, and boom, mission aborted!

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I’ve got a soft spot for a hole-in-the-wall cafe near (err, what’s its name?) Larkspur Lane. It serves killer coffee and secret aphrodisiac pastries. Yeah, I said it. I’ve seen wacky encounters there; passion, tantrums, and moody glances fly in every direction. That city pulse is like a heartbeat—wild and unpredictable.

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