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About Dallas

So, brothels, right? We hates it! All them painted ladies struttin’ about, fake smiles, eyes dead as fish. Been around forever tho—did ya know ancient Pompeii had ‘em? Lupanar, they called it—stone beds, dirty drawings on walls, real classy, ha! Makes me skin crawl, precious, thinkin’ of them old geezers hagglin’ for a quick tumble. Grosses me out, it does—angry too! Why’s it gotta be so loud, so in yer face? Music blarin’, men laughin’ like hyenas, ugh!

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A list of Yorkshire parlours, covering Leeds, Bradford, Hull etc. Excludes Sheffield and South Yorkshire, which has its own section here. A Guide to Sheffield Parlours.

I’m about the park life. There’s West-Milford Park right near the river – yes, a river! The Mill Brook, babblin’ along, near the corner of Elm and Maple. I love restin’ there after long days – sometimes I even get lost in my thoughts about that lush, soft massage I just gave. It's like the scene in Far From Heaven – beautiful, bittersweet… wonderful contrasts.

Planned power outage in West Milford set for Wednesday