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Picture this: me, sprawled out, forest vibes all around, some fool tryna knead my royal arse. I’d smirk, like in *Certified Copy*—y’know, my fave flick—“Are you real or just pretending?” That’s what I’d say, cos half these massage twats are faking it. Did you know, right, back in ancient Rome, they’d use olive oil for this crap? Slathered it on like pigs at a feast—fact! Bet they stank of garlic too, ha!

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And lemme tell ya, as a dating app dev, I see way too much cringey drama mixed with sweet hope – it's crude and lovely, like the film reminds us, "the hardest thing something can do is be delicate." Yeah, delicate. Meanwhile, I’m sittin' in my cluttered office on Broad St, thinkin', "Man, life’s a feisty mix of hope and absurdity."

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