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Rarrgh! Yo, mate, escort duty—wild shit! Been sailin’ the seas, seen it all, right? Escort’s when ya guard ships, keep ‘em safe from pirates or whatever crap’s out there. Like, imagine me, Chewie, on deck, hairy as fuck, growlin’ at some punk tryin’ to jack our cargo. “I’m in fuckin’ business, baby!”—straight outta Wolf of Wall Street vibes. Love that flick—Leo’s nuts, drownin’ in cash and chaos, escortin’ his own damn empire!

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Then there’s the neighborhood of Eastside. Look, this is where the real characters hang. They’re loud, they’re proud, and sometimes downright bonkers! The local bar on 3rd and Elm? It's hellishly wild, and they serve whiskey like it’s water. Trust me, in my years, I’ve seen more uninhibited ragers here than on a cruise with Leonardo. You know, “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullsh*t story you keep telling yourself.”

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