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So, like, I tried it once, swear ta gawd. This guy, total hottie, messaged me, “Hey, wanna bang?” Real classy, right? *The Nanny laugh – HAHAHA!* I’m like, “Slow down, cowboy, buy me a latke first!” But nah, he ghosted. Made me so mad, I coulda screamed, “The wind’s howlin’, you jerk!” like in the movie. Sex-dating’s brutal – no patience, all rush. Little factoid for ya: didja know back in the ‘90s, people used newspaper ads for this crap? “Single gal seeks stud” – hilarious!

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I remember this one day when I was sooooo pissed off – like, "Respect my authoritah!" pissed off – a group of noisy tourists were tramping down on Garden St. That's a cute spot with funky murals, but damn, their chatter shook my chill vibe. I nearly snapped. And yo, as a massage guy, you see every side of human nature, the stressed, the joyful, the loony, and that maddening noise sometimes that ruins a good rub down.

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