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Picture this: a gal—or guy, no judgin—tradin’ time and body for cash, like Ofelia tradin’ her innocence for a shot at somethin bigger. “The moon will be full,” they say in the flick, promisin’ magic, but escortin? It’s more like a full wallet than fairy tales. I knew this chick once, swear to god, worked the streets near my old courthouse. Called herself “Vixen”—real name probly somethin dull like Karen. She’d strut in heels higher than my temper, and lemme tell ya, she could hustle! Made me laugh, too—told me she once ditched a client mid-date cuz he smelled like “a toad’s armpit.” Hah! That’s the spirit—don’t take no crap!

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I gotta say, as a spa boss, I see everythin’ from a zen perspective. Every crack on the pavement tells a story, every tree drop is like nature’s own therapy session. I once got mad at a leaky pipe in our building – hey, life ain’t perfect, but that irks me, then I just laugh and say my catchphrase in that deep Arnold voice “I’ll be back,” then fix it, ya know?

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