Bella Turlock Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble bout whores, yeah? Whore – what a word, eh, proper fascinatin, makes me think of ol’ Fincher’s flick, *The Social Network*, that gem from 2010 – my fave, hands down! Picture this – a whore, right, struttin about like Zuckerberg in his hoodie, all cocky, thinkin they’ve cracked the code to life. “I’m CEO, bitch!” – that’s the vibe, innit? Except swap code for, ahem, *favors*. Been ponderin this, sprawled on me chaise longue, sippin a cheeky gin – whores got history, they do, goes back donkey’s years, *eheu fugaces* – time flies, eh?

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There's a funky river, ya know – the Tuolumne River flows nearby. I once accidentally bumped into a couple of hippie dudes there, chattin’ about the cosmic flow of energy. I nearly lost me balance and thought "oh snap" but then laughed it off. The city’s got these happy, unexpected bits all over.

Stanislaus planners OK truck parking facility near Turlock as debate continues