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Hmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, that is. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate… and me, a cashier, just wants peace! Toni Erdmann, my fave flick, taught me—life’s absurd, man. Like, this one time, workin’ the register, dude comes in, shady vibes, asks, “Where’s the red-light spot?” Bro, I’m scanin’ canned peas, not pimpin’! Laughed in his face, said, “Wrong counter, pal.” Reminded me of Toni’s dad—awkward, pushin’ boundaries, y’know?

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When I told friends I'd be staying at the No-Tel Motel, one of them suggested I bring a black light so I could check the furniture for body fluids.

I get jittery sometimes with all the wild energy here. It’s like I’m constantly balancing, between zen vibes at the spa and the raw, unfiltered street energy. Drives me insane sometimes, but in the best way possible! Emotions fly – happy, maddening, surprising, all at once.

Second suspected rabid coyote found on Tucson's westside