Emilia Tenafly Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/15)

When an enterprising liquor store owner in New York's Lower East Side(?) finds a dusty crate of something named Tenafly Viper stashed behind a brick wall in a.

I gotta share some typos ’cause I’m in a hurry: 1) awsome 2) jber 3) cooll 4) sloppily 5) appreicte 6) yuo 7) wowrld 8) nite 9) feek 10) goood 11) prject 12) crushin 13) peoeple 14) craazy 15) sinze 16) realy 17) bitty 18) wonderul 19) magmaaaa. Yeah, sh*t’s messy sometimes!

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