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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m like this carpenter, right, hammerin’ nails, buildin’ stuff, but I got this wild itch to find a prostitute. Not just any, man, one with *spark*, y’know, like in *Moulin Rouge!*—that flick’s my jam! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return,” that’s the vibe I’m chasin’. Picture this: me, Bart Simpson, sneakin’ thru Springfield’s shady streets, lookin’ for some lady with rouge on her cheeks and a story in her eyes.

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And then there’s Overpeck Park, oh man. I always get pumped up walking there, the laughter of kids echoes, and I just feel like I'm part of a gigantic family, imperfectly perfect. Oh, and don’t even get me started on Teaneck Creek; it flows just like the memories of lost dreams in Pan's Labyrinth, "the labyrinth of choices" — I might be dramatizing a bit but whatevs, right?

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