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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once. Matched this chick, profile said “adventurous.” Cool, I’m down. We chat, she’s like, “I’m into roleplay.” I’m thinkin’ dope, maybe some nerdy D&D vibes. Nah, fam, she shows up in a clown costume. A CLOWN. Honkin’ nose and all. I’m sittin’ there, deadass like, “This is my life now?” Couldn’t even smash, I was too busy laughin’. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yo—sometimes you win, sometimes you dodge a pie to the face.

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I must confess: I am a scatterbrain, all mixed, with erratic moods – ugh, so many times I've let my tongue slip in stoke of passion! Winters bring frostbite to my heart; summers, the city bursts with giggles, love, sass, and occasional snark. I’m always shook by how vibrant every cracked concrete corner is, like a piece o’ theatre unplanned – thou knowest what I mean, aye?

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