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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like tryna find gold in a shitpile! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia”—that slow-burn masterpiece—and it hits me: sex-dating’s just as fuckin’ bleak sometimes! You got these idiots swipin’ right, left, up yer arse, chasin’ a quick shag like it’s the holy grail. “The wind’s getting stronger,” like Ceylan said—yeah, a storm of horny twats blowin’ through Tinder!

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Now, lemme get personal. As a family psychologist, I see things. I see the scars underneath smiles, and Surprise? It’s a canvas of that. I hang my hat on every corner, every sidewalk splinter, every choppy conversation overheard at the local diner. I once had a session right by a mural on N Old Town Road. It was vibrant and erratic, kinda like my own head sometimes, ya know? Crazy details, but it left me feelin’ hopeful, like that film—discomfiting but oddly comforting.

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